My family is the type of family that obsesses over toilet paper, so we always have like a role in the thing, and another role on the top of he toilet, and another on the floor.
I always used to check that we had toilet paper, but now i know its pretty pointless.
So i didnt check for toilet paper this time, and guess what?
we were out.
Has this ever happened to you?
is your family toilet paper obsessed?
Do hobos like peanut butter?
who knows.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
WHERES MY TWITTER :(
OKAY, so a lot of people have been wondering "Where's the twitter widget and chat widget?"
WELL, the twitter widget had some bugs and it had to go bye bye.
(for any of you with blogs, do not add the tweet me widget.)
BUT i did keep the chat widgets.
AGAIN, if you look at the side bar widget thingy
<---------- (over there)
YOU WILL SEE SOMETHING THAT SAYS: pages.
click the page called "Heyy! let's chat."
it has all your favorite widgets and chat things!
Thank you!
WELL, the twitter widget had some bugs and it had to go bye bye.
(for any of you with blogs, do not add the tweet me widget.)
BUT i did keep the chat widgets.
AGAIN, if you look at the side bar widget thingy
<---------- (over there)
YOU WILL SEE SOMETHING THAT SAYS: pages.
click the page called "Heyy! let's chat."
it has all your favorite widgets and chat things!
Thank you!
Monday, March 8, 2010
SHUT UP!
One time, my friend told me to shut up.
she said that when i talked, only bad things happened.
But what she doesnt know is, when i dont talk, worse things happen.
After she told me to shut up, a boy she has a HUGE crush on, walks up.
he just stands there.
"Hey" he says, to her.
"Hi!" she says, and her voice squeaks.
There's an awkward silence. its really, really awkward.
you know that saying, every awkward silence, a gay baby is born?
i bet like TWELVE were born this time.
What made it even more awkward, was my friend is used to me always talking, so its never silent or awkward with me around.
But she told me to shut up.
So let the awkward continue.
He kinda just looked at her, and i could tell she was sweating through her panties.
She pretended to get a text and opened her phone. then she texted me.
it said:
UM HELLO!
SAY SOMETHING!
ITS REALLY AWKWARD!!
So i replied:
i thought i was supposed to shut up.
Then i did a little silent mime wave, and walked off.
She never told me to shut up again.
Has someone ever told you to shut up?
have you ever had a small victory in your life?
don't mimes just freak you out?!??!?!
she said that when i talked, only bad things happened.
But what she doesnt know is, when i dont talk, worse things happen.
After she told me to shut up, a boy she has a HUGE crush on, walks up.
he just stands there.
"Hey" he says, to her.
"Hi!" she says, and her voice squeaks.
There's an awkward silence. its really, really awkward.
you know that saying, every awkward silence, a gay baby is born?
i bet like TWELVE were born this time.
What made it even more awkward, was my friend is used to me always talking, so its never silent or awkward with me around.
But she told me to shut up.
So let the awkward continue.
He kinda just looked at her, and i could tell she was sweating through her panties.
She pretended to get a text and opened her phone. then she texted me.
it said:
UM HELLO!
SAY SOMETHING!
ITS REALLY AWKWARD!!
So i replied:
i thought i was supposed to shut up.
Then i did a little silent mime wave, and walked off.
She never told me to shut up again.
Has someone ever told you to shut up?
have you ever had a small victory in your life?
don't mimes just freak you out?!??!?!
Friday, March 5, 2010
Smile even though your freaked out
I always heard the phrase, "smile even though your heart is breaking."
If your heart is breaking, why smile? it seems pretty dumb to me.
if my heart is breaking, i like to eat broccoli and pretend its actually someones head, and that i am biting their head off.
Basically, i never got the whole "smile if your heart is breaking" thing.
until i saw this picture:
It totally freaked me out!!!
then i got it,
if your upset, then you should smile to freak people out and ruin their day, because it will make you feel better.
Do you ever freak people out?
What do you do when your heart is breaking?
If your heart is breaking, why smile? it seems pretty dumb to me.
if my heart is breaking, i like to eat broccoli and pretend its actually someones head, and that i am biting their head off.
Basically, i never got the whole "smile if your heart is breaking" thing.
until i saw this picture:
It totally freaked me out!!!
then i got it,
if your upset, then you should smile to freak people out and ruin their day, because it will make you feel better.
Do you ever freak people out?
What do you do when your heart is breaking?
Thursday, March 4, 2010
N00bs.
My teacher has stricken ONCE AGAIN.
i was sitting next to a really nice person, who was really funny.
but THEN my teacher MOVED HER!
now she sits where the teacher can see her at all times.
and she switched places with the class n00b
so now i am sitting next to the class n00b.
What should i do?
should i attempt to communicate with this n00b?
no, i probably shouldn't, because it would probably damage my health.
i was sitting next to a really nice person, who was really funny.
but THEN my teacher MOVED HER!
now she sits where the teacher can see her at all times.
and she switched places with the class n00b
so now i am sitting next to the class n00b.
What should i do?
should i attempt to communicate with this n00b?
no, i probably shouldn't, because it would probably damage my health.
Have a nice Trip! Seeya next Fall!!
My friend just fell in a puddle.
face first.
I want to help her up, but i am the one who pushed her down.
(its not like she didn't deserve it, okay?)
I'm afraid if i help her up she will hit me.
i do not want to be hit.
so i think i'll just run away and leave her in her little puddle of self-pity.
on her face.
at least i won't be hurt too.
What should I do?
What would you do?
(and don't say, "Oh, i wouldn't of pushed her down in the first place." because, i bet you would of. Because she really deserved it.)
face first.
I want to help her up, but i am the one who pushed her down.
(its not like she didn't deserve it, okay?)
I'm afraid if i help her up she will hit me.
i do not want to be hit.
so i think i'll just run away and leave her in her little puddle of self-pity.
on her face.
at least i won't be hurt too.
What should I do?
What would you do?
(and don't say, "Oh, i wouldn't of pushed her down in the first place." because, i bet you would of. Because she really deserved it.)
Chewing gum leads to lies.
Today my teacher was on a rampage. a gummy sticky under-the-table rampage.
She took up the ENTIRE white-board today to write about how chewing gum in class was COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!
My friend got caught chewing gum. she got detention.
i was chewing gum, as well. but i hid it.
my friend was REALLY MAD. she called the teacher over and said "TEACHER!! SHE IS CHEWING GUM TOO!!!"
so i quickly swallowed my gum just as my teacher was coming over.
"You have gum?" said the teacher, with eyes of evil.
"No," i began, "I was only running my tongue over my braces and messing with my braces. i can see how you would think i was chewing gum, but i wasn't. its just because i JUST got braces and they really hurt, so i was messing around with my mouth. not chewing gum. because, you cant chew gum with braces."
My teacher gave me a look of sympathy.
I've had my braces for two months. they don't hurt anymore. but its not like my teacher knew that.
my friend got double detention for lying.
Have you ever gotten away with something like that?
doesn't it feel just AWESOME?
She took up the ENTIRE white-board today to write about how chewing gum in class was COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!
My friend got caught chewing gum. she got detention.
i was chewing gum, as well. but i hid it.
my friend was REALLY MAD. she called the teacher over and said "TEACHER!! SHE IS CHEWING GUM TOO!!!"
so i quickly swallowed my gum just as my teacher was coming over.
"You have gum?" said the teacher, with eyes of evil.
"No," i began, "I was only running my tongue over my braces and messing with my braces. i can see how you would think i was chewing gum, but i wasn't. its just because i JUST got braces and they really hurt, so i was messing around with my mouth. not chewing gum. because, you cant chew gum with braces."
My teacher gave me a look of sympathy.
I've had my braces for two months. they don't hurt anymore. but its not like my teacher knew that.
my friend got double detention for lying.
Have you ever gotten away with something like that?
doesn't it feel just AWESOME?
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