My dearest readers, an awful thing has happened. Possibly the worst thing ever.
I am sick.
But still, I am forced to go to school, like any other day in my life. So here I am, sneezing so loudly it scares away all traces of life. Except the germs, they stay within my nose.
My friend keep laughing at me, so I made sure to sneeze on her sandwich while she went to the bathroom.
I hate being sick.
My teacher was sneezing all week and now I am sneezing too.
I feel awful.
Showing posts with label teacher of evil. Show all posts
Showing posts with label teacher of evil. Show all posts
Friday, March 19, 2010
Thursday, March 4, 2010
N00bs.
My teacher has stricken ONCE AGAIN.
i was sitting next to a really nice person, who was really funny.
but THEN my teacher MOVED HER!
now she sits where the teacher can see her at all times.
and she switched places with the class n00b
so now i am sitting next to the class n00b.
What should i do?
should i attempt to communicate with this n00b?
no, i probably shouldn't, because it would probably damage my health.
i was sitting next to a really nice person, who was really funny.
but THEN my teacher MOVED HER!
now she sits where the teacher can see her at all times.
and she switched places with the class n00b
so now i am sitting next to the class n00b.
What should i do?
should i attempt to communicate with this n00b?
no, i probably shouldn't, because it would probably damage my health.
Chewing gum leads to lies.
Today my teacher was on a rampage. a gummy sticky under-the-table rampage.
She took up the ENTIRE white-board today to write about how chewing gum in class was COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!
My friend got caught chewing gum. she got detention.
i was chewing gum, as well. but i hid it.
my friend was REALLY MAD. she called the teacher over and said "TEACHER!! SHE IS CHEWING GUM TOO!!!"
so i quickly swallowed my gum just as my teacher was coming over.
"You have gum?" said the teacher, with eyes of evil.
"No," i began, "I was only running my tongue over my braces and messing with my braces. i can see how you would think i was chewing gum, but i wasn't. its just because i JUST got braces and they really hurt, so i was messing around with my mouth. not chewing gum. because, you cant chew gum with braces."
My teacher gave me a look of sympathy.
I've had my braces for two months. they don't hurt anymore. but its not like my teacher knew that.
my friend got double detention for lying.
Have you ever gotten away with something like that?
doesn't it feel just AWESOME?
She took up the ENTIRE white-board today to write about how chewing gum in class was COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!
My friend got caught chewing gum. she got detention.
i was chewing gum, as well. but i hid it.
my friend was REALLY MAD. she called the teacher over and said "TEACHER!! SHE IS CHEWING GUM TOO!!!"
so i quickly swallowed my gum just as my teacher was coming over.
"You have gum?" said the teacher, with eyes of evil.
"No," i began, "I was only running my tongue over my braces and messing with my braces. i can see how you would think i was chewing gum, but i wasn't. its just because i JUST got braces and they really hurt, so i was messing around with my mouth. not chewing gum. because, you cant chew gum with braces."
My teacher gave me a look of sympathy.
I've had my braces for two months. they don't hurt anymore. but its not like my teacher knew that.
my friend got double detention for lying.
Have you ever gotten away with something like that?
doesn't it feel just AWESOME?
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