Have a nice Trip! Seeya next Fall!!

My friend just fell in a puddle.
face first.
I want to help her up, but i am the one who pushed her down.
(its not like she didn't deserve it, okay?)
I'm afraid if i help her up she will hit me.
i do not want to be hit.
so i think i'll just run away and leave her in her little puddle of self-pity.
on her face.
at least i won't be hurt too.

What should I do?
What would you do?
(and don't say, "Oh, i wouldn't of pushed her down in the first place." because, i bet you would of. Because she really deserved it.)