SHUT UP!

One time, my friend told me to shut up.
she said that when i talked, only bad things happened.
But what she doesnt know is, when i dont talk, worse things happen.

After she told me to shut up, a boy she has a HUGE crush on, walks up.
he just stands there.
"Hey" he says, to her.
"Hi!" she says, and her voice squeaks.
There's an awkward silence. its really, really awkward.
you know that saying, every awkward silence, a gay baby is born?
i bet like TWELVE were born this time.

What made it even more awkward, was my friend is used to me always talking, so its never silent or awkward with me around.
But she told me to shut up.

So let the awkward continue.
He kinda just looked at her, and i could tell she was sweating through her panties.
She pretended to get a text and opened her phone. then she texted me.
it said:
UM HELLO!
SAY SOMETHING!
ITS REALLY AWKWARD!!
So i replied:
i thought i was supposed to shut up.
Then i did a little silent mime wave, and walked off.

She never told me to shut up again.

Has someone ever told you to shut up?
have you ever had a small victory in your life?
don't mimes just freak you out?!??!?!