Another letter from a reader!

Hello my amazing little friends!

Okay, so my boyfriend just broke up with me for my best friend, and im uper [probably she means "Super"] upset. i rly liked him and now my heart is broken. He said i was controlling and i was all like what do u mean im controlling? im like the least controlling person i know and he was like okay were over and i was like come back here rite now! but he didnt come back and now im sad. We were dating for like 9 months and we were so in love im not ready to let go. Please help.
[Rock_On_Babe_634883]

You sound a bit controlling, my friend.

That aside, i am not the best "dating advice giver" ever. I gave two of my friends advice, and they ended up dating the guys for like, 5 months, then they both broke up and i was left with two broken hearted guy friends.
not. fun.

But, i would say: maybe its time to let go........?

*cough* yea.. maybe he wasnt the one. Maybe, you should meet other people. You sound able to find someone better.

Ew. how awkward am i when i give dating advice?
Answer: VERY AWKWARD.

Alright, well, i didnt want to ignore someone, so i gave u the benefit of the doubt.

Well, thats all.

If your commenting or reading this, please respond and give some advice to our dear friend, because i dont think that she could get any worse advice from me. thanks again, bye.

SUMMMMAAAARRRR.

Okay, so it is summer vacation on the home-front.
This... is... GOOD!

but, it means i have nothing to do.

Any suggestions?

Yea, your probably going to travel the world while i stay here like a loser.

whooopeee.

Anyways, tell me what your summer plans are! I'm curious as to what you will be doing. I will be sitting her on my computer, as always. Probably playing on Free Games and Chat.

Ummm... so yea.

Byee! Have a fantastic day, my little amazing friends.

Another question: what should i address you as?

I always call you my little friends, or my little people, or my readers.

I would like to be able to call you a name, like my little rabbits or my little vegetables... oh i don't know.

I like calling you my little amazing friends, personally. until i find something better, you shall be my little amazing friends, okay?

Thanks and goodbye!

Submitted story!

Someone submitted a store to my email!
here it is:

Today I was home alone, and I wanted 2 make soup (roman noddles). My mom always tells me not to slurp my soup because I will burn myself. I figured she isnt home... why not? So i slurped my soup and I got it in my eye.. so i looking on the package to see if it had a "if comes in contact with eyes do this" well it didnt so i looked on a a nail polish remover bottle it said "If comes in contact with eyes flush out with soap and water" so that what i did... then i realized i can open my eye how am i gonna flush it out? and WHY WOULD I PUT SOAP IN MY EYE!?

Thank you bitesizedmitch

Health

Okay, so today we had to fill out these things for health.
We had to write all the meals we had this week. and all the snacks.
all the times we ate one cracker to keep us going
all the times we stopped to drink from the water fountain.
i'm guessing if we swallowed a bug in our sleep, we would have to write that too.

BUT ANYWAY:

here is the chart i had:
BREAKFAST:
WHAT DID YOU EAT?
1. toast.
2. slice of butter.
3. juice.
DID YOU FINISH IT ALL?
1. i think i did, except for possibly some crumbs i forgot to lick off the plate.
2. yes.
3. no.
DID YOU NOT FINISH ALL OF SOMETHING, IF SO: WHY DIDN'T YOU?
I WASNT THAT THIRSTY, OKAY?!?!?!?!

LUNCH:
WHAT DID YOU EAT?
the surprisingly not deathly (but still disgusting) cafeteria "special." yum yum.
DID YOU FINISH IT ALL?
no.
DID YOU NOT FINISH ALL OF SOMETHING, IF SO: WHY DIDN'T YOU?
i think you know why. have YOU ever tried stomaching a whole meal of that glop?
you could be home sick for weeks. and quite possibly hospitalized.

DINNER:
WHAT DID YOU EAT?
1. some kung-pow chicken
2. some rice
3. fortune cookie
DID YOU FINISH IT ALL?
1. yes
2. yes
3. no
DID YOU NOT FINISH ALL OF SOMETHING, IF SO: WHY DIDN'T YOU?
i didn't eat all of my fortune cookie because i don't think your fortune will come true if you eat the little paper.

Do your teachers force this one you?
How do you know if you eat bugs in your sleep?
Do you eat the little paper in your fortune cookies? i sure hope not. you fortune shall never come true.

Contacted by aliens

Today, i was once again contacted by an alien species.

In class, my teacher made us switch seats putting me right next to this creature who seems to have the odd and completely untrue idea that we are friends.
how wrong she is.

So, like i said before, today she tried contacting me.
Alien girl type person: "hey! so like what did you get for question number 24 on the homework?"
a few minutes pass.
Alien girl type person: "umm hello?........HELLO!!!!!!"
me: "oh, ur talking to me. what is it?"
Alien girl type person: "24!"
me: "24?"
Alien girl type person: "like yea!"
me: "like the show?"
Alien girl type person: "No, homework question number 24, silly!"
me: "oh, um. i got 4."
Alien girl type person:"really? i got 6"
me: "ok."i truly didn't care what she got.
(ALSO: the whole time she was talking to me she was picking at her lips and pulling off dead skin then just flicking it willy-nilly! VERY DISGUSTING!)

"everyone" said the teacher "its time to correct homework. lets start with number 24. what is the answer to number 24?."
then he called on me, even though i wasn't raising my hand.
"ummm.... i think its 4"
"actually,"interrupted the alien girl type person, even though she was NOT called on, "its 6"
"correct!" said my teacher, "the answer it 6!"
"want me to show you how i got it?" said the alien girl type person.
"not on your life." i said.

Do you know anyone annoying?
has this ever happened to you?

Sickly me.

My dearest readers, an awful thing has happened. Possibly the worst thing ever.
I am sick.
But still, I am forced to go to school, like any other day in my life. So here I am, sneezing so loudly it scares away all traces of life. Except the germs, they stay within my nose.
My friend keep laughing at me, so I made sure to sneeze on her sandwich while she went to the bathroom.
I hate being sick.
My teacher was sneezing all week and now I am sneezing too.
I feel awful.

Advice?

EPICNESS!!! TODAY I GOT MY FIRST EMAIL FROM A READER!!!

Hello Boredom Blog,
okay so this isnt like rly a story, but its kind of something you could write a post on. okay so theres this like rly annoying girl who follows me and my friends around. we really want her to go away, but we dont want to liek go up to her and be all "GO AWAY" cuz thats rude. ik im not supposed to put a question, but im asking what should i do?

From a reader of TABB.

Okay, so this was SUPER interesting, because I'm going through a similar experience myself.

So, if your problem is ANYTHING like mine, all i can see if that you have TWO options.

1. deal with it. let her be annoying, just move on. ignore her. live with your pain.
PROS: shes happy, no hurting feelings, no "being rude"
CONS: living with annoying people may cause your head to explode.
2. tell her. every time she annoys you tell her that it annoys you and tell her that you want her to stop.
PROS: you are not annoyed. simple as that.
CONS: she will get really irritated, and possible leave and just ignore you and be this little annoying person in the rest of your life. BUT, she may ALSO get annoyed and then leave you alone (which could be a good thing for you.)

So, basically, everything has bad side effects.
so, sometimes, in this world, you just have to get rid of people.
So, you must eat her. it is the only way.

(the amazing boredom blog is in no way responsible if your head explodes from dealing with annoying people as suggested at the beginning of this paragraph. If you choose to eat the person you were mad at, and get a ton of calories, and then become obese, its no the TABB's fault, its yours. The amazing boredom blog is also in no way responsible if your friends/enemies get mad at you, there could be positive and negative side effects. that is no way the fault of the amazing boredom blog, for the amazing boredom blog was merely suggesting advice, and you may follow it at your OWN RISK!) <--- Thats, all a joke, just so you know. but seriously, if your friend gets mad at you, its not my fault. Besides, they'll get over it. people always over react when they find out you were trying to eat them.

QUESTION TIME:
What would you do?
which answer to this would you choose?
Do you/have you had a similar experience to this?