Health

Okay, so today we had to fill out these things for health.
We had to write all the meals we had this week. and all the snacks.
all the times we ate one cracker to keep us going
all the times we stopped to drink from the water fountain.
i'm guessing if we swallowed a bug in our sleep, we would have to write that too.

BUT ANYWAY:

here is the chart i had:
BREAKFAST:
WHAT DID YOU EAT?
1. toast.
2. slice of butter.
3. juice.
DID YOU FINISH IT ALL?
1. i think i did, except for possibly some crumbs i forgot to lick off the plate.
2. yes.
3. no.
DID YOU NOT FINISH ALL OF SOMETHING, IF SO: WHY DIDN'T YOU?
I WASNT THAT THIRSTY, OKAY?!?!?!?!

LUNCH:
WHAT DID YOU EAT?
the surprisingly not deathly (but still disgusting) cafeteria "special." yum yum.
DID YOU FINISH IT ALL?
no.
DID YOU NOT FINISH ALL OF SOMETHING, IF SO: WHY DIDN'T YOU?
i think you know why. have YOU ever tried stomaching a whole meal of that glop?
you could be home sick for weeks. and quite possibly hospitalized.

DINNER:
WHAT DID YOU EAT?
1. some kung-pow chicken
2. some rice
3. fortune cookie
DID YOU FINISH IT ALL?
1. yes
2. yes
3. no
DID YOU NOT FINISH ALL OF SOMETHING, IF SO: WHY DIDN'T YOU?
i didn't eat all of my fortune cookie because i don't think your fortune will come true if you eat the little paper.

Do your teachers force this one you?
How do you know if you eat bugs in your sleep?
Do you eat the little paper in your fortune cookies? i sure hope not. you fortune shall never come true.