Another letter from a reader!

Hello my amazing little friends!

Okay, so my boyfriend just broke up with me for my best friend, and im uper [probably she means "Super"] upset. i rly liked him and now my heart is broken. He said i was controlling and i was all like what do u mean im controlling? im like the least controlling person i know and he was like okay were over and i was like come back here rite now! but he didnt come back and now im sad. We were dating for like 9 months and we were so in love im not ready to let go. Please help.
[Rock_On_Babe_634883]

You sound a bit controlling, my friend.

That aside, i am not the best "dating advice giver" ever. I gave two of my friends advice, and they ended up dating the guys for like, 5 months, then they both broke up and i was left with two broken hearted guy friends.
not. fun.

But, i would say: maybe its time to let go........?

*cough* yea.. maybe he wasnt the one. Maybe, you should meet other people. You sound able to find someone better.

Ew. how awkward am i when i give dating advice?
Answer: VERY AWKWARD.

Alright, well, i didnt want to ignore someone, so i gave u the benefit of the doubt.

Well, thats all.

If your commenting or reading this, please respond and give some advice to our dear friend, because i dont think that she could get any worse advice from me. thanks again, bye.

SUMMMMAAAARRRR.

Okay, so it is summer vacation on the home-front.
This... is... GOOD!

but, it means i have nothing to do.

Any suggestions?

Yea, your probably going to travel the world while i stay here like a loser.

whooopeee.

Anyways, tell me what your summer plans are! I'm curious as to what you will be doing. I will be sitting her on my computer, as always. Probably playing on Free Games and Chat.

Ummm... so yea.

Byee! Have a fantastic day, my little amazing friends.

Another question: what should i address you as?

I always call you my little friends, or my little people, or my readers.

I would like to be able to call you a name, like my little rabbits or my little vegetables... oh i don't know.

I like calling you my little amazing friends, personally. until i find something better, you shall be my little amazing friends, okay?

Thanks and goodbye!

Submitted story!

Someone submitted a store to my email!
here it is:

Today I was home alone, and I wanted 2 make soup (roman noddles). My mom always tells me not to slurp my soup because I will burn myself. I figured she isnt home... why not? So i slurped my soup and I got it in my eye.. so i looking on the package to see if it had a "if comes in contact with eyes do this" well it didnt so i looked on a a nail polish remover bottle it said "If comes in contact with eyes flush out with soap and water" so that what i did... then i realized i can open my eye how am i gonna flush it out? and WHY WOULD I PUT SOAP IN MY EYE!?

Thank you bitesizedmitch

Health

Okay, so today we had to fill out these things for health.
We had to write all the meals we had this week. and all the snacks.
all the times we ate one cracker to keep us going
all the times we stopped to drink from the water fountain.
i'm guessing if we swallowed a bug in our sleep, we would have to write that too.

BUT ANYWAY:

here is the chart i had:
BREAKFAST:
WHAT DID YOU EAT?
1. toast.
2. slice of butter.
3. juice.
DID YOU FINISH IT ALL?
1. i think i did, except for possibly some crumbs i forgot to lick off the plate.
2. yes.
3. no.
DID YOU NOT FINISH ALL OF SOMETHING, IF SO: WHY DIDN'T YOU?
I WASNT THAT THIRSTY, OKAY?!?!?!?!

LUNCH:
WHAT DID YOU EAT?
the surprisingly not deathly (but still disgusting) cafeteria "special." yum yum.
DID YOU FINISH IT ALL?
no.
DID YOU NOT FINISH ALL OF SOMETHING, IF SO: WHY DIDN'T YOU?
i think you know why. have YOU ever tried stomaching a whole meal of that glop?
you could be home sick for weeks. and quite possibly hospitalized.

DINNER:
WHAT DID YOU EAT?
1. some kung-pow chicken
2. some rice
3. fortune cookie
DID YOU FINISH IT ALL?
1. yes
2. yes
3. no
DID YOU NOT FINISH ALL OF SOMETHING, IF SO: WHY DIDN'T YOU?
i didn't eat all of my fortune cookie because i don't think your fortune will come true if you eat the little paper.

Do your teachers force this one you?
How do you know if you eat bugs in your sleep?
Do you eat the little paper in your fortune cookies? i sure hope not. you fortune shall never come true.

Contacted by aliens

Today, i was once again contacted by an alien species.

In class, my teacher made us switch seats putting me right next to this creature who seems to have the odd and completely untrue idea that we are friends.
how wrong she is.

So, like i said before, today she tried contacting me.
Alien girl type person: "hey! so like what did you get for question number 24 on the homework?"
a few minutes pass.
Alien girl type person: "umm hello?........HELLO!!!!!!"
me: "oh, ur talking to me. what is it?"
Alien girl type person: "24!"
me: "24?"
Alien girl type person: "like yea!"
me: "like the show?"
Alien girl type person: "No, homework question number 24, silly!"
me: "oh, um. i got 4."
Alien girl type person:"really? i got 6"
me: "ok."i truly didn't care what she got.
(ALSO: the whole time she was talking to me she was picking at her lips and pulling off dead skin then just flicking it willy-nilly! VERY DISGUSTING!)

"everyone" said the teacher "its time to correct homework. lets start with number 24. what is the answer to number 24?."
then he called on me, even though i wasn't raising my hand.
"ummm.... i think its 4"
"actually,"interrupted the alien girl type person, even though she was NOT called on, "its 6"
"correct!" said my teacher, "the answer it 6!"
"want me to show you how i got it?" said the alien girl type person.
"not on your life." i said.

Do you know anyone annoying?
has this ever happened to you?

Sickly me.

My dearest readers, an awful thing has happened. Possibly the worst thing ever.
I am sick.
But still, I am forced to go to school, like any other day in my life. So here I am, sneezing so loudly it scares away all traces of life. Except the germs, they stay within my nose.
My friend keep laughing at me, so I made sure to sneeze on her sandwich while she went to the bathroom.
I hate being sick.
My teacher was sneezing all week and now I am sneezing too.
I feel awful.

Advice?

EPICNESS!!! TODAY I GOT MY FIRST EMAIL FROM A READER!!!

Hello Boredom Blog,
okay so this isnt like rly a story, but its kind of something you could write a post on. okay so theres this like rly annoying girl who follows me and my friends around. we really want her to go away, but we dont want to liek go up to her and be all "GO AWAY" cuz thats rude. ik im not supposed to put a question, but im asking what should i do?

From a reader of TABB.

Okay, so this was SUPER interesting, because I'm going through a similar experience myself.

So, if your problem is ANYTHING like mine, all i can see if that you have TWO options.

1. deal with it. let her be annoying, just move on. ignore her. live with your pain.
PROS: shes happy, no hurting feelings, no "being rude"
CONS: living with annoying people may cause your head to explode.
2. tell her. every time she annoys you tell her that it annoys you and tell her that you want her to stop.
PROS: you are not annoyed. simple as that.
CONS: she will get really irritated, and possible leave and just ignore you and be this little annoying person in the rest of your life. BUT, she may ALSO get annoyed and then leave you alone (which could be a good thing for you.)

So, basically, everything has bad side effects.
so, sometimes, in this world, you just have to get rid of people.
So, you must eat her. it is the only way.

(the amazing boredom blog is in no way responsible if your head explodes from dealing with annoying people as suggested at the beginning of this paragraph. If you choose to eat the person you were mad at, and get a ton of calories, and then become obese, its no the TABB's fault, its yours. The amazing boredom blog is also in no way responsible if your friends/enemies get mad at you, there could be positive and negative side effects. that is no way the fault of the amazing boredom blog, for the amazing boredom blog was merely suggesting advice, and you may follow it at your OWN RISK!) <--- Thats, all a joke, just so you know. but seriously, if your friend gets mad at you, its not my fault. Besides, they'll get over it. people always over react when they find out you were trying to eat them.

QUESTION TIME:
What would you do?
which answer to this would you choose?
Do you/have you had a similar experience to this?

Toilet paper

My family is the type of family that obsesses over toilet paper, so we always have like a role in the thing, and another role on the top of he toilet, and another on the floor.

I always used to check that we had toilet paper, but now i know its pretty pointless.

So i didnt check for toilet paper this time, and guess what?

we were out.

Has this ever happened to you?
is your family toilet paper obsessed?
Do hobos like peanut butter?
who knows.

WHERES MY TWITTER :(

OKAY, so a lot of people have been wondering "Where's the twitter widget and chat widget?"
WELL, the twitter widget had some bugs and it had to go bye bye.
(for any of you with blogs, do not add the tweet me widget.)
BUT i did keep the chat widgets.
AGAIN, if you look at the side bar widget thingy
<---------- (over there)
YOU WILL SEE SOMETHING THAT SAYS: pages.
click the page called "Heyy! let's chat."
it has all your favorite widgets and chat things!
Thank you!

SHUT UP!

One time, my friend told me to shut up.
she said that when i talked, only bad things happened.
But what she doesnt know is, when i dont talk, worse things happen.

After she told me to shut up, a boy she has a HUGE crush on, walks up.
he just stands there.
"Hey" he says, to her.
"Hi!" she says, and her voice squeaks.
There's an awkward silence. its really, really awkward.
you know that saying, every awkward silence, a gay baby is born?
i bet like TWELVE were born this time.

What made it even more awkward, was my friend is used to me always talking, so its never silent or awkward with me around.
But she told me to shut up.

So let the awkward continue.
He kinda just looked at her, and i could tell she was sweating through her panties.
She pretended to get a text and opened her phone. then she texted me.
it said:
UM HELLO!
SAY SOMETHING!
ITS REALLY AWKWARD!!
So i replied:
i thought i was supposed to shut up.
Then i did a little silent mime wave, and walked off.

She never told me to shut up again.

Has someone ever told you to shut up?
have you ever had a small victory in your life?
don't mimes just freak you out?!??!?!

Smile even though your freaked out

I always heard the phrase, "smile even though your heart is breaking."
If your heart is breaking, why smile? it seems pretty dumb to me.
if my heart is breaking, i like to eat broccoli and pretend its actually someones head, and that i am biting their head off.
Basically, i never got the whole "smile if your heart is breaking" thing.
until i saw this picture:

It totally freaked me out!!!
then i got it,
if your upset, then you should smile to freak people out and ruin their day, because it will make you feel better.

Do you ever freak people out?
What do you do when your heart is breaking?

N00bs.

My teacher has stricken ONCE AGAIN.
i was sitting next to a really nice person, who was really funny.
but THEN my teacher MOVED HER!
now she sits where the teacher can see her at all times.
and she switched places with the class n00b
so now i am sitting next to the class n00b.

What should i do?
should i attempt to communicate with this n00b?
no, i probably shouldn't, because it would probably damage my health.

Have a nice Trip! Seeya next Fall!!

My friend just fell in a puddle.
face first.
I want to help her up, but i am the one who pushed her down.
(its not like she didn't deserve it, okay?)
I'm afraid if i help her up she will hit me.
i do not want to be hit.
so i think i'll just run away and leave her in her little puddle of self-pity.
on her face.
at least i won't be hurt too.

What should I do?
What would you do?
(and don't say, "Oh, i wouldn't of pushed her down in the first place." because, i bet you would of. Because she really deserved it.)

Chewing gum leads to lies.

Today my teacher was on a rampage. a gummy sticky under-the-table rampage.
She took up the ENTIRE white-board today to write about how chewing gum in class was COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!
My friend got caught chewing gum. she got detention.
i was chewing gum, as well. but i hid it.
my friend was REALLY MAD. she called the teacher over and said "TEACHER!! SHE IS CHEWING GUM TOO!!!"
so i quickly swallowed my gum just as my teacher was coming over.
"You have gum?" said the teacher, with eyes of evil.
"No," i began, "I was only running my tongue over my braces and messing with my braces. i can see how you would think i was chewing gum, but i wasn't. its just because i JUST got braces and they really hurt, so i was messing around with my mouth. not chewing gum. because, you cant chew gum with braces."
My teacher gave me a look of sympathy.
I've had my braces for two months. they don't hurt anymore. but its not like my teacher knew that.
my friend got double detention for lying.

Have you ever gotten away with something like that?
doesn't it feel just AWESOME?

New Video Campaign!

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I posted it to my YouTube Channel.
I put the video on the blog as well, just so you could see it:



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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tGdtxtuPUg
OOH! and here's the link to the channel, in case i ever decide to make videos and post them to there.
http://www.youtube.com/user/AmazingBoredomBlog
Check it out!!!!!!

Teachers

My teacher says "ummm" a lot.
this is her telling us a simple thing to do.
"oh hi umm class today umm we'll be umm looking at umm history. today we ummm are looking at the umm American umm revolution. so take out your ummm text books."

It makes me wonder, does anyone elses teacher do this? because none of my other teachers do that. just my one teacher.

Does your teacher do anything like that?
does your teacher do anything weird like that?
Are your teachers hyper or strange?

Donuts

Today we got donuts in my class. only my friend took two donuts,
and she took the last good donut. so i was forced to get a mediocre donut.

Whats your favorite kind of donut?

The Amazing Boredom Blog

WELCOME!
welcome.
welcomeeeeee.
THIS IS THE AMAZING BOREDOM BLOG!
very amazing, indeed.

Here's how it works:
I will post, asking a question, and you will answer it.
You can discuss it with the other commenters, or not.
Kind of like a forum, in a way.
I may put my veiws, or not.
maybe just a question
These things will be about my daily life, and so on.
The questions may be relevant to the story, or not.
just have fun commenting.

RULES AND STUFF:
1. okay, so you cant reply to a comment on Blogger (ugh.) so you have to kind of use a twitter format to reply to other peoples comments.
EXAMPLE:
if BOB comments: I like pie
you would put @BOB before your comment, then you would reply to his comment by saying "I like pie, also" or whatever you will reply with.
so here is what it would look like:
BOB: I like pie
JOE: @BOB I like pie, also.
if you use twitter you will understand.
2. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF OTHERS
i know that sounds cheesy, but if you're mean to someone you will die.
lightening will come down from the heavens, and ZAP!!!
so remember, be nice.
oh, and also, remember i can delete any comment you put SO HAHA SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
i mean.... um....
ANYWAY, JUST BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR COMMENTS, PEOPLE!
3. OPEN ID: the comment function is set to open ID comment. what that means is you don't have to have a blogger account to comment on my blog. you just select "Open ID" when you comment, and your comment will show up like:
Anonymous: blablabla
or whatever you say.
BUT it would be SUPER-DUPER HELPFUL of you sign in WITH an account to comment, so people can reply to you and all that. Or if you comment with Open ID put your name in front of it.

If you have an interesting experience or question you would like to submit,
you can find my email on my profile,
but ill post it here as well:
boredomblogsubmit@gmail.com

Thank you for your participation!

~~The Amazing Boredom Blog Creator